Hey consumers, we’ve got a new one for you. It’s called Dark Scrolls, and it’s coming soon to PC and Nintendo Switch from the deeply unwell minds at doinksoft (Gato Roboto, Gunbrella, Demon Throttle).
This is a dungeon crawler, sure. But it’s also a shmup. And a roguelike. And occasionally, just a mess of enemies, traps, and bad decisions happening very quickly. You’ll pick from a cast of weird little heroes, including a berserker or a saxophone-playing rat, and dive into runs full of hand-crafted rooms stitched together into something new every time.
You’ll dodge, slash, throw, flip, and panic your way through branching paths, escalating chaos, and bosses that absolutely do not care about your plans. Between runs, you’ll grab upgrades, stack ridiculous builds, and slowly turn yourself into a screen-clearing problem. Or you won’t. That happens too.
You can go it alone or bring a friend, locally or online, and figure it out together. Or blame each other. That’s part of the experience.
Dark Scrolls is coming later this year. Wishlist it, keep an eye on it, and prepare to get overwhelmed in the best way.
You asked for more arms. We gave you more arms.
Heave Ho 2 is officially on the way to PC, Nintendo Switch, and Nintendo Switch 2 this summer, bringing back the chaotic, friendship-testing nonsense that made the original a near-million-selling menace. This time it’s bigger, louder, and somehow even more likely to end in screaming.
Swing, grab, and fling your way through eight new worlds, from zero-gravity space to absolute kitchen mayhem. Play with 2-4 players in couch co-op or, for the first time ever, full online multiplayer. Help your friends across impossible gaps or accidentally let go at the worst possible moment, sending them tumbling to their doom.
Heave Ho 2 launches this summer on PC, Switch, and Switch 2.
Alright, content enjoyers. It’s time to put your Witcher hat on and swipe for destiny, because Reigns: The Witcher is out now.
Experience the legends of Geralt of Rivia through the gilded tongue of Geralt’s oldest friend: Dandelion the bard as you swipe left and right through monster contracts, political disasters, romantic missteps, and the kind of moral dilemmas that usually end with someone on fire.
Every choice nudges the world in a different direction. Impress nobles. Anger mages. Get knee-deep in drowners because you thought “how bad could it be?” Between story beats, you’ll dive into combat minigames and try to keep Geralt alive long enough for Dandelion to rhyme something with “botchling.”
Yennefer, Triss, Vesemir and plenty of other familiar faces show up, though remember: this is all filtered through a bard with a flair for exaggeration. Expect branching paths, ridiculous outcomes, and thousands of ways to ruin or redefine the White Wolf’s reputation.
It’s a Witcher tale told through swipes, songs, and bad decisions.
Find out more at https://www.reignsgame.com/the-witcher.
Hey. Miss Alba and Neva already? Yeah. Same.
Neva: Prologue is out now on PC and consoles, and it takes you back to the very first moment their paths crossed. Before the bond. Before the journey. Before everything hurt in that very specific way.
You’ll follow Alba into the corrupted swamps chasing a trail of white butterflies, because that always ends well. There, you’ll find a frightened wolf cub and a whole lot of trouble. You’ll need to earn its trust, survive new enemies, push through three brand-new locations with fresh mechanics, and face some properly nasty boss encounters.
Neva: Prologue is tougher, more focused, and more intense than the base game. It’s meant for those of you who finished Neva and said, “Yes, I would like to feel something again.”
It’s $2.99. It’s beautiful and a little bit painful. Find out more at http://neva.game.
Surprise, nerds. We Witcher now.
Reigns: The Witcher is a new game from our friends at Nerial, and launches next month, on February 25. It delivers exactly what you expect, new adventures of Geralt of Rivia, but instead of chopping off heads with a silver sword, you’re swiping through disasters with your thumb while a flamboyant bard tries to turn your every mistake into a hit single.
This isn’t the story of Geralt, it's a story told by Dandelion, written with a lot of wine and zero accountability. One minute you’re charming sorceresses, the next you’re knee-deep in drowners, wondering what you're doing here.
It’s got swipes, swords, songs, and enough story branching to make your head twist. Expect familiar faces, weird contracts, and deeply questionable decisions.
Find out more on https://www.reignsgame.com/witcher and wishlist/pre-purchase now.
The Ball x Pit Regal Update is here, and it’s bringing new characters, new balls, a new mode, and more ways to completely lose control while wasting hours of your life in the pit.
Say hello to The Falconer, a stylish freak with birds who fires two wide-spread shots that arc across the screen. Or try The Carouser, a royal troublemaker with a gravity field that yanks balls off their intended path and turns the pit into a physics nightmare.
We’ve added eight new balls, too, including Fireworks, which burst outward in bright, unpredictable patterns, scattering damage in every direction; the Stone Ball, which hits like a truck on impact but slowly crumbles as it keeps bouncing; and the Landslide, which triggers a cascading wave of debris in front of the first impact point and deals damage that lasts for a few seconds to surrounding enemies.
And yes, Endless Mode is here. Finish the game once, and you can now push each level beyond its limits. Beat the boss, hit the button, and keep going.
The Regal Update is out now and totally free, and to celebrate the launch Ball x Pit is available at 20% off, so jump into the Pit.
Alright, faithful. Your prayers have been answered, your sins have been catalogued, and your winter coats are laughably inadequate. Woolhaven, the biggest and frostiest expansion yet for Cult of the Lamb, is out now on PlayStation 4/5, Xbox One, Xbox Series S/X, Nintendo Switch, and PC.
Return the lost souls of Woolhaven to their spiritual home and learn the long-forgotten history of lambkind. Rebuild the fallen town to its former glory and reclaim the mountain to restore the depleted power of Yngya, the forgotten God of the lambs.
There are new dungeons, new buildings, and new systems. You can ride a yak, cook questionable meat, and maybe even freeze to death if you're not careful.
Cult of the Lamb: Woolhaven is available now. Check out www.cultofthelamb.com for more.
Alright, boots on the ground. The checkpoint is open. You’re in charge now.
After more than 1.3 million wishlists and 2 million demo players who really seemed to enjoy panic, Quarantine Zone: The Last Check is finally here. No more test runs. No more safety nets. It’s you, a clipboard, a pistol, and a rapidly growing pile of bad decisions.
You’ll scan IDs, interrogate survivors, and sort the clean from the contagious. You’ll manage dwindling food, fuel, and ammo, keep your fences intact, and maybe—just maybe—catch a breath before the next rooftop-zombie surprise drop. Oh, and the full version’s got a ton of new tools to help you do it: portable X-rays, eye probes, corpse-fed zombie cages (not a joke), reflex hammers, and a new base management interface so you can run the nightmare from above.
You know what to do. Trust no one. Check everyone. And try not to get everyone in your base eaten.
Play Quarantine Zone: The Last Check on Steam right now and save 10% for a limited time.
Quarantine Zone: The Last Check is officially opening its gates on January 12, and when that day comes, you'd better be ready to scan, sort, and survive. If you played the demo (and apparently almost 2 million of you did), then you already know the drill: check IDs, ration resources, and decide who gets in, who gets quarantined, and who gets left outside with the biters.
But the full game goes deeper. Way deeper. You’ll have access to X-ray scanners (for bones and butt contraband), eye probes, reflex hammers, corpse-fed zombie cages (for government research, obviously), and a shiny new base management interface to control the chaos from above. Oh, and zombies now fall from the rooftops, so keep one hand on your clipboard and the other on your sidearm.
It’s you versus the end of the world. Launches January 12. Until then, the free demo is still live. Go get a taste of the panic.
Hey sinners, been a while. But the Lamb has been busy. And cold.
Woolhaven, the biggest, frostiest update Cult of the Lamb has ever seen, is dropping on January 22, and it’s bringing snow, ghosts, weird animals, new gods, and a whole lot of reasons to rebuild your cult from the frozen ground up.
In this massive expansion, you’ll head to a distant mountain of Woolhaven, the ancestral home of lambkind, to deal with Yngya, the God of Winter, who’s currently blanketing the world in blizzards.
Expect new dungeons, new characters, new quests, new weapons, and a full ranching system that lets you tame, ride, or eat majestic beasts. (Yes, you read that right. Times are tough.)
If you want the full scoop straight from the mouths of the monsters who made it, check out the Mid-Winter Showcase below.
Or just watch the Release Date Trailer and start emotionally preparing.
Woolhaven launches January 22. So, bundle up, warm the soup, and sharpen your sermon voice, then pre-purchase on Steam and get ready for your cult to ride again.